Car Crash Heart

fuckyeahjam:

Pam: [phone rings] Dunder Mifflin.
Jim: Ah, hey.
Pam: Oh my God.
Jim: Hi.
Pam: Hi.
Jim: Sorry, I forgot Kevin’s extension. It’s a fantasy football thing.
Pam: Oh.
Jim: And I was just going to go through the system cause I didn’t think you’d be there. Why, why are you still there?
Pam: I had to work late. Jan’s making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day.
Jim: Wow. Do you think you could send me a copy of that?
Pam: Yeah, totally. So…
Jim: So…
Pam: Do you…
Jim: Oh, I’m sorry. Go ahead.
Pam: Uh, no, I um. Everything’s pretty much the same here.
Jim: Oh, good.
Pam: A little different. What time is it there?
Jim: What time is it here? Um, we’re in the same time zone.
Pam: Oh, yeah. Right.
Jim: How far away did you think we were?
Pam: I don’t know. It felt far.
Jim: Yeah. I have a question for you.
Pam: What?
Jim: How many words per minute does the average person type?
Pam: I type 90.
Jim: Shut up. Mavis Beacon doesn’t even type 90.
Pam: It’s true.
Jim: Okay, I said average.
Pam: 70? How many do you type?
Jim: Forget it. I was just about to brag but forget it.
Pam: Come on. Tell me.
Jim: No.
Pam: You have to tell me now.
Jim: 65. Okay, no need to laugh.
Pam: No, it’s, that’s respectable.
Jim: Respectable?

Pam: So okay. I’m watching the movie, by myself…
Jim: Right.
Pam: Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home…
Jim: Okay.
Pam: And, I’m freaking out.
Jim: Yeah.
Pam: That movie is so scary!
Jim: I know!
Pam: But I’m holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.
Jim: No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?
Pam: Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don’t put the pictures on the box.
Jim: No, you’re making this up!
Pam: Would I make that up?
Jim: Yes. Fancy New Beesly would make that up. New apartment, new stories.
Pam: Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.
Jim: And how many kitchens?
Pam: I have one kitchen.
Jim: Wow, you got totally taken for a ride Beesly.
Pam: It’s actually…
Jim: Most apartments these days have like three.
Pam: Three kitchens?
Jim: Yes! How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?
Pam: [Ryan and Dwight enter] Hey, Ryan, are you okay?
Jim: Pam?
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
Jim: Pam?
Pam: Um. Okay, bye.
Jim: Oh, yeah, I should, I should, I should probably go too.
Pam: No, I was um…
Jim: Oh, no no.
Pam: You have to go?
Jim: Yeah, uh, well.
Pam: No, I should probably go too.
Jim: Okay.
Pam: I mean, yeah.
Jim: Yeah. Bye Pam.
Pam: Bye Jim.